furi
Mars
The Secret is to keep banging those rocks together.
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Post by furi on Jun 20, 2007 10:29:54 GMT -4
(Sorry OT Irrelevance again)
I was mostly just thinking mostly of Magnetism and Geometry on a Flat Earth, and any reasoning behind any trapped radiation
theories these peops might hold in reason for an apollo hoax.
Surely the prolonged exposure would harm Turtles, elephants, Titans that hold up the Heavens and move the Terran plane through the aether not to mention some fantastic aurora arcing from the underside (really just sparks from Helios and Selene out joyriding there chariots again with no thought to inncoent Astronomers and Founders of Geometry)
Just rethought, Apollo is the Sun God, and some mythology places Apollo in the place of Helios as towing the Blazing Chariot Selene would have been a more fitting name, or was it chosen to fit in with the mythic naming system and taken from Apollinus of Rhodes, account of Selenes Love for a mortal, Endymion would have been a good name, for the same reason or maybe I have had too much caffeine
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Post by VALIS on Jun 20, 2007 20:29:47 GMT -4
The job would be easier on the turtle if the Earth was hollow. Oh wait...
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Post by nomuse on Jun 20, 2007 21:10:51 GMT -4
Nonsense, young man. It's turtles, all the way down.
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Post by Mr Gorsky on Jun 21, 2007 4:12:33 GMT -4
Nonsense, young man. It's turtles, all the way down. Yup, Yertle has an awful lot to answer for.  |
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Post by PhantomWolf on Jun 21, 2007 19:07:01 GMT -4
Does this mean that when the Soviets sent turtles about the moon on Zond 5 they were really blowing the whistle?
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Post by Data Cable on Jun 21, 2007 19:12:24 GMT -4
Silly lupus, turtles can't whistle.
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Post by inconceivable on Jun 26, 2007 19:00:27 GMT -4
Maybe it all started July, 20 1969. With the Pardon given to Nixon. Listen to the Audio of the pardon. Ford clearly states July, 20 1969 through August 9, 1974. July 20 1969 is when they landed on the moon. Maybe something was on his mind? Nixon was cleared " for all offenses against the United States he, has committed or may have committed or taken part in....." Maybe the footage was all fake?
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Post by PhantomWolf on Jun 26, 2007 19:22:52 GMT -4
Maybe it all started July, 20 1969. With the Pardon given to Nixon. Listen to the Audio of the pardon. Ford clearly states July, 20 1969 through August 9, 1974. July 20 1969 is when they landed on the moon. Maybe something was on his mind? Nixon was cleared " for all offenses against the United States he, has committed or may have committed or taken part in....." Maybe the footage was all fake? But here's the trouble with that, if it started on the 20th of July, the day of the landing, then: 1) Apollo 8 really orbited the moon 2) Apollo 10 really orbited the moon and showed the lander worked 3) Apollo 11 was in Lunar Orbit 4) They had less than a day to "fake" the live landing footage 5) They have less than two weeks to fake the photos and moon rocks. Why not just attempt the landing? Nixon did have a speech ready incase it went wrong, so why not just do it? |
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Post by AtomicDog on Jun 26, 2007 19:27:31 GMT -4
Maybe it all started July, 20 1969. With the Pardon given to Nixon. Listen to the Audio of the pardon. Ford clearly states July, 20 1969 through August 9, 1974. July 20 1969 is when they landed on the moon. Maybe something was on his mind? Nixon was cleared " for all offenses against the United States he, has committed or may have committed or taken part in....." Maybe the footage was all fake? Really? tinyurl.com/2ykeen |
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Post by Count Zero on Jun 26, 2007 19:31:01 GMT -4
Of course, the text of the pardon reads January 20, 1969 - when Nixon became president. It's clear from the context of the rest of it that he simply mis-spoke and said July instead of January. |
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Post by AtomicDog on Jun 26, 2007 19:33:24 GMT -4
Yeah, this is Gerald "Chevy Chase made a career of mocking his flubs and pratfalls" Ford that we are talking about.
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Post by bazbear on Jun 27, 2007 0:46:43 GMT -4
I think it all goes back to when those super-secret German agents opened that gas main in London, so they could claim the V-2/A-4 worked, and insure Adolph continued funding them  |
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furi
Mars
The Secret is to keep banging those rocks together.
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Post by furi on Jun 27, 2007 5:41:05 GMT -4
personally I think the whole Fort McHenry thing that occurred with those pesky colonials was faked.
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Al Johnston
"Cheer up!" they said, "It could be worse!" So I did, and it was.
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Post by Al Johnston on Jun 27, 2007 15:31:10 GMT -4
An that Columbus guy just sailed around in circles off the Canary Islands...
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Post by gwiz on Jun 27, 2007 16:20:07 GMT -4
An that Columbus guy just sailed around in circles off the Canary Islands... He definitely faked his trip to the Indies. Didn't get half way there. |
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