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Post by Tanalia on Apr 12, 2007 0:49:27 GMT -4
You'd think a database administrator would have better spelling and grammar skills. Oh, a government administrator. Never mind.
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Post by Grand Lunar on Apr 12, 2007 8:34:22 GMT -4
I am a database administrator for the american government. Nice to meet you. What a coincidence! I also learn things other people don't know about! Uh, yeah, that's why NASA maintains the Apollo/Saturn 5 exhibit at Kennedy Space Center. Ever see the crowds that visit that place too? Aweful lot of people (including foreigners). Sure. Next! Ignoring this trite garbage, lets move along.... I agree on this. It's whacky. True enough. Eh, not exactly. More along the lines of they're speculating about subjects they don't really have insight into, and that they also let their feelings get in the way of their judgement. Big mistake? What, you're Swartzenagger all of a sudden? Wouldn't it work better if they were visited by their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? ;D Do it know? Now this is fantasy. So you won't save yourself? Sounds like something I heard at a Baptist church. Okay, Forrest! But Auh-Nald will! That, or you're trolling. Suicide is painless! It brings on many changes! Oh, sorry. Well, thanks for the laugh. Sorry folks, I was bored. Plus, another member had gotten on my nerves here. Just had to let off steam.
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Post by echnaton on Apr 12, 2007 10:49:53 GMT -4
Every time one of these things comes up, I am always suspicious that the poster is really a loki troll because its hard to believe that anyone could post this stuff and expect others believe it. That post really is its own satire. But it never turns out to be an inside gag (besides that would be against the no sock puppet rules) so we either have a plain old troll or crackpot. I'm betting on a troll.
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Jason
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Post by Jason on Apr 12, 2007 10:54:04 GMT -4
Well he can't write english, whoever he is. "Disapper know"? Hmmm, maybe he really is a government official.
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Post by PhantomWolf on Apr 15, 2007 18:59:24 GMT -4
I think the OP's clock is running 11 days slow.
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Post by theprophet on Apr 30, 2007 13:34:05 GMT -4
You people have no sense of humor. It must be all that time staring up at Uranus.
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Post by SpitfireIX on Apr 30, 2007 13:51:30 GMT -4
He's baaaaaaaaack.
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Post by BertL on Apr 30, 2007 14:43:42 GMT -4
You people have no sense of humor. It must be all that time staring up at Uranus. Irony at its best.
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Post by sts60 on Apr 30, 2007 15:19:33 GMT -4
This is all I have too say. I won't be back.
Congratulations on achieving a perfect accuracy mark!
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Post by JayUtah on Apr 30, 2007 18:52:01 GMT -4
You people have no sense of humor.
On the contrary, we're laughing at you. But don't quit your day job.
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Post by PhantomWolf on Apr 30, 2007 19:00:00 GMT -4
You people have no sense of humor.
A Martian, a Selenite and an Astronaut walk into a bar.....
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Post by Data Cable on Apr 30, 2007 22:22:02 GMT -4
A Martian, a Selenite and an Astronaut walk into a bar..... The NWO CIA FBI Black Ops comando then remotely adjusted the yield on the thermite and C4 serruptitiously-planted against the bar's steel-framed structure, causing it to collapse under what appears to the entire structural engineering profession to be thermal stress resulting from the Flaming Moe ordered by the Martian... but only after he called up the BBC and told them the bar had already collapsed, so their cameras would be there when it did actually collapse. Oh, sorry... My NWO CIA FBI Black Ops handler just informed me that the punch line I meant to deliver was: "But the Venusian ducked"
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Post by JayUtah on May 1, 2007 1:34:43 GMT -4
A Martian, a Selenite and an Astronaut walk into a bar.....
Well, that's clumsy; one of them should have seen it.
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Post by twinstead on May 1, 2007 9:26:11 GMT -4
Alert! Alert! Alert!
We have a runner! All agents immediately enable Plan 53B. I repeat, ALL agents immediately enable Plan 53B. Report to section commanders ASAP.
This is NOT a drill.
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Post by reynoldbot on May 1, 2007 15:11:34 GMT -4
"I work for (insert company name); So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cos some (insert target group) believe anything they hear.”
The post that started this thread reminded me of this fark cliche.
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