Al Johnston
"Cheer up!" they said, "It could be worse!" So I did, and it was.
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Post by Al Johnston on Jan 12, 2007 6:04:50 GMT -4
Or the one about the Scotsman who prays for a big Lottery win: after several unsuccessful weeks, God replies
"Jock, will ye no at least meet me halfway and buy a ticket?"
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Post by lazarusty on Jan 17, 2007 3:11:08 GMT -4
From xsorbit25.com/users5/forzionssake/index.php?topic=16445.0It concerns the first three months of this year but February seems particularly specific. Excerpt: FEBRUARY
Separate yourselves unto me oh you whom I have chosen, chosen of the Lord. For in this month of February even in this first week there shall be a mighty shaking in the land. And I will cause there to be my hand that shall hover over this nation and I shall hold in place all that I have ordained and I shall hold in place the hearts of my people. They shall rise up to go forth and they shall stand strong even in the midst of the land that shall stagger and sway. For I say unto you that this is a time that my generals shall rise up and begin to decree and declare. And they shall go forth and they shall change even that which had already begun. I shall cause the authority that shall come forth out of their mouths to bring subject the storm and the raging of the sea that had come forth in that hour.
For February is an unusual month, and will reveal plots and explosions of upheaval and uprising. And I will divide up this month of February into three parts. The first (9) days of this month shall be the one part in which there shall be rumblings, the storms shall rage and there shall be shaking in the land. My people shall respond, they shall go forth and my intercessors shall arise and much shall be quelled by reason of the voice that shall rise up out of the midst of trouble. And I will pour out my Spirit, even my compassion and there shall be those that shall turn away and there shall be those that shall draw closer to me. I will set my people in the middle so that they may intercede.
And there will be the second part which shall be the second (9) days of this month. And in those (9) days a life that once yielded precious fruit shall be no more for I will cause there to be an opening in these second (9) days. Out of the opening of the storm clouds shall a light shine from heaven in the midst of this nation. That light shall be of peace and it shall be a light of my divine strength. And I shall rule in these second (9) days for my strength shall be known and established in the midst and my voice shall not be silent. All shall know that I am the Lord and I will break forth from the heavens even with my light and there shall be another opening in the heavens and the light shall shine forth in that place. Then there shall be another opening in the heavens and the light shall shine forth in that place until the clouds begin to part.
Hear and awaken oh my people for this month of February shall be a proving season and you shall be on display before my holy host of heaven. And you shall prevail. And in this third (9) days there shall be a new beginning. And there shall be a birthing forth and a realization of all that has been brought forth even from that had taken place in the weeks before. Preparations shall be made and adjustments shall be made. For boundaries shall be established in the heavens and in the earth that will give definition and clarity to the magnitude of all that I have declared and spoken forth, says the Spirit of God.
There shall be the one day of prayer and of worship and of repentance and that day shall declare the greatness of God it shall declare my greatness and my love.
There shall be a battle within the womb of this second month to bring forth not Jacob but Israel and that new life that shall come forth even in the latter parts of this month of February shall yield forth unprecedented victory and shall establish forever that which I do through my people. February 12th, 17th, and 19th will be significant days in this month.
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Post by echnaton on Jan 17, 2007 11:06:24 GMT -4
Why do these propheteers write in such stilted English? Perhaps because they idolize the KJV bible? Or do they think that using such language will give them credibility? Like most prophesy, the word themselves are virtually meaningless until interpreted after the fact.
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Post by gillianren on Jan 17, 2007 11:28:53 GMT -4
If you think that's specific, I'd hate to see what you consider vague.
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Post by sts60 on Jan 17, 2007 12:30:54 GMT -4
February 12th, 17th, and 19th will be significant days in this month.
Sounds exactly like a newspaper horoscope.
The first (9) days of this month... the second (9) days of this month... this third (9) days...
February has 28 days. As a Christian, I've always figured God would know that.
Rusty, just curious - if there are no extraordinary "upheavals and uprisings" next month, will this prediction be eligible for "it just hasn't happened yet"? I mean, while it's extremely vague about what is supposed to happen, it's pretty specific about when.
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Post by Data Cable on Jan 17, 2007 12:40:00 GMT -4
February has 28 days. As a Christian, I've always figured God would know that. On the 28th day, he'll rest. Maybe he means next February 2007.
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Post by stutefish on Jan 17, 2007 12:40:45 GMT -4
My birthday is one of the three dates in February given in Rusty's prophecy!
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Post by lazarusty on Jan 17, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -4
February 12th, 17th, and 19th will be significant days in this month.Sounds exactly like a newspaper horoscope. The first (9) days of this month... the second (9) days of this month... this third (9) days...February has 28 days. As a Christian, I've always figured God would know that. Rusty, just curious - if there are no extraordinary "upheavals and uprisings" next month, will this prediction be eligible for "it just hasn't happened yet"? I mean, while it's extremely vague about what is supposed to happen, it's pretty specific about when. I think this one will defintely be false if nothing happens within the predicted time frame
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Post by sts60 on Jan 17, 2007 22:50:27 GMT -4
OK, thanks for the clarification.
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Jason
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Post by Jason on Jan 18, 2007 12:48:03 GMT -4
The problem being that it's so vague that any number of events could qualify. If there's an earthquake or civil unrest or even just a new popular TV show you can say it's been fulfilled.
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Post by sts60 on Jan 18, 2007 22:20:11 GMT -4
My prediction for 2007 is that you and Bill Thompson will be up to page 328 on the "Book of Mormon" thread by New Year's Eve.
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Jason
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Post by Jason on Jan 18, 2007 23:48:03 GMT -4
I hope not. That would mean entirely too much time spent online.
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Post by lazarusty on Jan 19, 2007 19:23:09 GMT -4
From all-things-new.net/index.php?showtopic=5794I will shake California in a warning, and then there shall finally come the earthquake that I have mercifully withheld for so many years. Millions shall perish in the ensuing floods and the west coast of America shall be removed and fall into the ocean. Boston shall experience a major attack upon a great school that once preached My gospel in ages past but has left the faith of their fathers – never to return again. It will never be rebuilt again. There shall be 5 terrorist attacks that will hit America in ever increasing destruction upon the major cities. Before the end of 2007, a nuclear "dirty bomb" will blow up in a major city in the south of America.
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Post by echnaton on Jan 19, 2007 19:28:02 GMT -4
People that think they have such conversations with God worry me.
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Jason
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Post by Jason on Jan 19, 2007 19:31:15 GMT -4
What about people who really do have conversations with God?
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