|
Post by echnaton on Aug 21, 2008 11:01:30 GMT -4
My vote is for the Hurricane Powered Heat Ray. Even if the moan hoax was real, it wouldn't affect anyone today. Dustification particle weapon heat rays on the other hand could strike anyone at any time. Leaving only a small pile of residue where there had once been a living person. This is a much more important and scary accusation. Despite the fact it is baseless.
|
|
Jason
Pluto
May all your hits be crits
Posts: 5,579
|
Post by Jason on Aug 21, 2008 11:07:01 GMT -4
But it would be cool to really find a massive 1/6th gravity cave. Instant tourist attraction! And it's just plain sillier.
|
|
|
Post by gillianren on Aug 21, 2008 12:42:55 GMT -4
Oh, that's a toughie.
I've got to go with "hurricane-powered heat ray." I mean, it starts out with a modicum of logic--if you could harness the power of a hurricane, you could do a lot of stuff with it--and then goes all wahooni-shaped, logic-wise.
|
|
|
Post by dmundt on Aug 21, 2008 12:56:34 GMT -4
I'm going to go with the hurricane-powered death ray, too. At least that is something John Steed and Mrs. Peel could take care of.
|
|
|
Post by Grand Lunar on Aug 30, 2008 9:48:52 GMT -4
The govt ought to be ready to power up that Tesla coil and dustify Hurrican Gustav!
Oh, we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this....
|
|
|
Post by jaydeehess on Sept 9, 2008 13:55:00 GMT -4
Magic Cavern has a really cool ring to it but for pure sci-fi excitement a heat or death ray has the edge.
Now the OP suggests not a hurricane powered ray but a ray that powers hurricanes (sorry I read first, 7th and 8th pages only) , how cool would that be. Wanna turn Bangladesh into a large jungle theme park. Just scour away the residents and start fresh. 5 or 6 cat five storms and its a clean slate.
Wanna drive China back to its 1960 economic strength scour its major cities a couple of times each.
Russia is harder , maybe they just get the coldest winter in history followed by the dryest summer two years running.
|
|
|
Post by echnaton on Sept 9, 2008 15:12:01 GMT -4
Magic Cavern has a really cool ring to it but for pure sci-fi excitement a heat or death ray has the edge. Now the OP suggests not a hurricane powered ray but a ray that powers hurricanes (sorry I read first, 7th and 8th pages only) , how cool would that be. Wanna turn Bangladesh into a large jungle theme park. Just scour away the residents and start fresh. 5 or 6 cat five storms and its a clean slate. Wanna drive China back to its 1960 economic strength scour its major cities a couple of times each. Russia is harder , maybe they just get the coldest winter in history followed by the dryest summer two years running. You've got this world domination thing all planned out, Brain.
|
|
raven
Jupiter
That ain't Earth, kiddies.
Posts: 509
|
Post by raven on Sept 11, 2008 9:26:52 GMT -4
I vink he svents avay vor Doctor Evilmyars Vorld Domination Von oh Von. And ifs you acts now, ve sends you ze complete Guide to Evil Overlords, Absovouitly FREE. Onlys zix easy payments of $19.99, plus shipping and handeling. Ve don'ts takez credits cards.
|
|
|
Post by Count Zero on Sept 11, 2008 14:12:00 GMT -4
|
|
|
Post by jaydeehess on Sept 11, 2008 18:25:08 GMT -4
Magic Cavern has a really cool ring to it but for pure sci-fi excitement a heat or death ray has the edge. Now the OP suggests not a hurricane powered ray but a ray that powers hurricanes (sorry I read first, 7th and 8th pages only) , how cool would that be. Wanna turn Bangladesh into a large jungle theme park. Just scour away the residents and start fresh. 5 or 6 cat five storms and its a clean slate. Wanna drive China back to its 1960 economic strength scour its major cities a couple of times each. Russia is harder , maybe they just get the coldest winter in history followed by the dryest summer two years running. You've got this world domination thing all planned out, Brain. my first thought,,, "who's Brian" *#^$ dyslexiaoh it gets so much better. Control the weather,,, well the Weather Network also reports on earthquakes , therefore one would, with this super weapon, be able to control earthquake zones. ( gotta make the woo-leap of intuition here) Take that Iran, and China, no more coal mines for you Russia aaahahahahaha Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
|
|
Al Johnston
"Cheer up!" they said, "It could be worse!" So I did, and it was.
Posts: 1,453
|
Post by Al Johnston on Sept 11, 2008 18:27:35 GMT -4
Sure Brain, but where are we going to get 15 miles of duck tape and a limbo dancer at this time of night?
|
|
|
Post by Grand Lunar on Sept 11, 2008 21:47:28 GMT -4
Actually, the line would be "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" I doubt that would hurt them. Russians are tough. BTW, there is no Catagory 6, Jaydeehess. Not offically, at least.
|
|
|
Post by jaydeehess on Sept 13, 2008 0:41:32 GMT -4
BTW, there is no Catagory 6, Jaydeehess. Not offically, at least. Misinterpretation of my sentence. That is a quantity of 5 or 6 storms of Cat 5 strength. I stand corrected on "pondering". Al, any brand of duct tape will do, it does not have to be "duck" brand tape. Wait, what were we talking about.............?
|
|
|
Post by Grand Lunar on Sept 14, 2008 16:44:44 GMT -4
Oops, my mistake, Jaydeehess.
My onboard computer had a bug.
Perhaps we can get back on course by seeing if any Tesla coils or Dustification rays were used with Hurricane Ike.
|
|
Al Johnston
"Cheer up!" they said, "It could be worse!" So I did, and it was.
Posts: 1,453
|
Post by Al Johnston on Sept 14, 2008 17:49:31 GMT -4
OK, but the limbo dancer is definitely going to want overtime...
|
|