Excuse me.
I originally hijacked this thread away from discussion of a CGI picture of the North Pole, and onto an existential discussion on the existence of Canada. I am distinctly unhappy with the somewhat unpleasant turn of events that sees us now discussing etymology.
Back on topic.
Canada. Does she exist:?
Evidence against:-
HISTORYUS History states that Canadians are the only people to have burned down the White House. This is clearly an invention of the Military Industrial Complex, to distract WASPish Americans attention away from the fact that they are the most hated country in the world. Mr Average "USA" will be sitting on his porch, rocking in his chair, sucking on a bottle of suds... cosy in the knowledge that he may be despised the world over, but at least he isn't Canadian.
The symbolic head of the Canadian state is supposed to be the English Monarch. Canada is full of French people. Canada is ruled by the USA. This simply could not happen in the real world.
WILDLIFEAs previously stated, the Moose is an invented animal. The US Government is deliberately distributing propaganda that the average Canadian would quite happily have sex with dead meeses, as below. This is being done to create a non-existent enemy that the US can rail against, to make themselves feel superior.
The US Government would also have you believe that "Canadians" (or Canadi-not-ians as they should really be known), have un-natural feelings for another invented indiginous creature, the Samsquamch.
THE ENEMYThe propaganda continues. In order to make US Citizens feel even more self-secure, typical Canadian citizens are being invented as below. Any self-respecting country would not allow such negative stereotypes to be transmitted to the rest of the world.
LANGUAGECanada is the only country in the world where people speak both French AND English - even though the French are the mortal enemies of the British. How did the French get there? They are renowned for being cheese-eating surrender monkeys, so they certainly didn't invade.
GEOGRAPHYIt is claimed that the
north pole is in Canada - anyone with a simple globe can demonstrate that the North Pole is actually situated on the north polar ice-cap. The US Government perpetuated this lie to make it impossible for Russian explorers to claim they visited the north pole first - allowing Peary to make that dubious claim. Speaking of which, where is the proof he went there? Where are the photographs? He could have taken a star trails photo with Polaris at the mid-point - why does no such photo exist?
The largest island in the world is
Greenland. Despite being just a few miles away from "Canada", Greenland is actually a Danish territory! Why did the Canadians allow this? Surely they would have seen the strategic importance of Greenland for oil and fishing rights, and would have invaded before the Danish?
This map of Canada is clearly a fake, proving that Canada does not exist. Whoever faked the map couldn't even spell "United States" correctly! Whistle-blowers perhaps? And where is Greenland? It appears to have been air-brushed out to try and fool people into believing that it's nowhere near Canada -
whereas this map shows quite clearly that is is. Remember, Greenland is the largest island in the world - so why has it been airbrushed out?
SPACEThis photo of Canada from space also shows stars, which we know is impossible.
It is alleged that Canada has a space agency - since Canada does not exist, it cannot have a space agency - more proof of a fake!
In conclusion - Canada does not exist, as I have just proven. Since it is now a proven fact, anyone claiming to be from Canada, or to have visited Canada, must obviously be lying, and should be assumed to be Canada-disinformation agents.
I have much more information which PROVES beyond ANY DOUBT that Canada does not exist. I may post more PROOF if I have time before my account gets deleted, or the website gets pulled. There is MUCH MORE information out there that has been deleted since I began exposing the truth. I suspect the US Military Industrial Complex is worried by my findings.
Please feel free to distribute this information to as many people as possible. The US should not be allowed to continue this elaborate hoax on the whole of mankind any longer.
