Post by Bill Thompson on May 2, 2007 21:08:07 GMT -4
The time as come to pass that I reveal the greatest discovery of all time. Not long ago I was driving in the French Countryside when a bright light appeared before me. Yet I was somehow unafraid. I followed the light to the middle of an abandoned farmhouse where the light came closer into view. Descending through the clouds it circled where I had stopped my car at blinding light. Skimming across the trees, it knocked off the upper portions of countless trees which folded back as if being brushed down by some powerful unseen force. I felt the air moving at my feet as I looked down to see that the ground was being flattened as if in preparation for the bright crafts landing.
The flying craft grew brighter for a minute or two before in dimmed down as it descended. After landing legs gracefully protruded from its underbelly it rested on the ground.
The craft was huge. I remember thinking it was at least as tall as a two story home. After the craft came to rest and I imagine its unseeen engines powered off, a door appeared and a strange being appeared dressed in shiny bright clothes.
His body shape was strange. He was not a homo sapian and yet he had simular proportions as human beings.
He spoke without moving his mouth. Somehow the words appeared in my mind without hearing him. He told me that he was decended from what we call Neanderthals. He proceeded to tell me the secrets to life and our purpose for existance.
He told me to post the story online since human beings had finally evolved to the point where they could accept the truth.
The truth of the matter is that all human beings were created by a mad scientist Neanderthal who wanted to create a race of lesser humanoids in order to enslave them. I have beent old this by a decendant of these Neanderthal, Capatin Xarzu who has visited earth in a flying saucer. The government knows that space aliens are actually decnedants of Neanderthals and wants to keep the knowledge that human beings are a lesser species quiet in order to keep us from panic and mass hysteria.
The Neanderthals were and are a highly advanced and peace-loving species. The mad scientist was actually a Neanderthal who failed at building robots to help their society in various tasks. After the humans were made, the Neandthal government decided it was more ethical and moral to leave the planet to the creatures (which we decended from) than to wipe them out.
This is the cause and truth behind all our misery and confusion and war and problems. We are a lesser species. The truth is now known.
The flying craft grew brighter for a minute or two before in dimmed down as it descended. After landing legs gracefully protruded from its underbelly it rested on the ground.
The craft was huge. I remember thinking it was at least as tall as a two story home. After the craft came to rest and I imagine its unseeen engines powered off, a door appeared and a strange being appeared dressed in shiny bright clothes.
His body shape was strange. He was not a homo sapian and yet he had simular proportions as human beings.
He spoke without moving his mouth. Somehow the words appeared in my mind without hearing him. He told me that he was decended from what we call Neanderthals. He proceeded to tell me the secrets to life and our purpose for existance.
He told me to post the story online since human beings had finally evolved to the point where they could accept the truth.
The truth of the matter is that all human beings were created by a mad scientist Neanderthal who wanted to create a race of lesser humanoids in order to enslave them. I have beent old this by a decendant of these Neanderthal, Capatin Xarzu who has visited earth in a flying saucer. The government knows that space aliens are actually decnedants of Neanderthals and wants to keep the knowledge that human beings are a lesser species quiet in order to keep us from panic and mass hysteria.
The Neanderthals were and are a highly advanced and peace-loving species. The mad scientist was actually a Neanderthal who failed at building robots to help their society in various tasks. After the humans were made, the Neandthal government decided it was more ethical and moral to leave the planet to the creatures (which we decended from) than to wipe them out.
This is the cause and truth behind all our misery and confusion and war and problems. We are a lesser species. The truth is now known.