Post by lordoftherings on Mar 21, 2006 7:28:56 GMT -4
Socialism: is to have two cows and give one to your neighbor.ý
Communism: is to have two cows, and the government takes them and gives you some milk.
Faschism: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them and sells you some milk.
Nazism: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them and kills you.
Beaurocracy: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them, kills one and takes the milk from the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism: is to have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull, then you have a herd, you sell the herd and retire depending on the income
American corporation: is to have two cows, you sell one and oblige the other to give you milk that 4 cows would give you,then you bring a professional to ask him why did it die.
a Frensh corporation: is to have two cows, you demonstrate bcz you want three cows.
a Japanese corporation: is to have two cows, you redesign their genes so their size becomes 10 times the size of an original cow, and gives 20 times the milk the normal cow would give, then you invent a cartoonish cow you call Cowkemon (Pokemon), and you market it in the whole world.
a German corp: is to have two cows, you redesign their genes so they live 100 years, they milk themselves, and eat one time per month.
an Italian corp: is to have two cows, but you don't know where they are so you stop seaerching bcz it is lunch time
A Russian corp: is to have two cows, but you find out you have 5 cows. you count another time and you find they are 42. you count another time you find they are two. You stop and open another bottle of Vodka.
a Swiss corp: is to have 5000 cows, but you don't own any of them. The ones who own them give you the price for keeping them.
a Chinese corp: is to have two cows, and you have 300 worker to milk them. you spread news of jobless rates, encourage milk products, and you arrest the journalist who spread the true factual numbers.
An Indian corp: is to have two cows and you worship them.
British corp: is to have two mad cows
An Egyptian corp: is to have two cows, both of them go and elect Hosni Mobarak
Communism: is to have two cows, and the government takes them and gives you some milk.
Faschism: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them and sells you some milk.
Nazism: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them and kills you.
Beaurocracy: is to have two cows, the gov. takes them, kills one and takes the milk from the other and throws the milk away.
Capitalism: is to have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull, then you have a herd, you sell the herd and retire depending on the income
American corporation: is to have two cows, you sell one and oblige the other to give you milk that 4 cows would give you,then you bring a professional to ask him why did it die.
a Frensh corporation: is to have two cows, you demonstrate bcz you want three cows.
a Japanese corporation: is to have two cows, you redesign their genes so their size becomes 10 times the size of an original cow, and gives 20 times the milk the normal cow would give, then you invent a cartoonish cow you call Cowkemon (Pokemon), and you market it in the whole world.
a German corp: is to have two cows, you redesign their genes so they live 100 years, they milk themselves, and eat one time per month.
an Italian corp: is to have two cows, but you don't know where they are so you stop seaerching bcz it is lunch time
A Russian corp: is to have two cows, but you find out you have 5 cows. you count another time and you find they are 42. you count another time you find they are two. You stop and open another bottle of Vodka.
a Swiss corp: is to have 5000 cows, but you don't own any of them. The ones who own them give you the price for keeping them.
a Chinese corp: is to have two cows, and you have 300 worker to milk them. you spread news of jobless rates, encourage milk products, and you arrest the journalist who spread the true factual numbers.
An Indian corp: is to have two cows and you worship them.
British corp: is to have two mad cows
An Egyptian corp: is to have two cows, both of them go and elect Hosni Mobarak