...they started their EVAs when it was low tide (on Earth) and ended them at high tides.
Not only that, but even more startling is the strange fact that every time an astronaut on the lunar surface urinated, the sun passed through the exact height of 66.6 degrees above the earth's horizon, which indicates a mysterious link between the moon, astronauts' bladders, the height of the sun above Earth, Revelation 13:18, and possibly, too, World Tidal Fluctuations (WTFs).
Don't criticize what you can't understand. — Bob Dylan, “The Times They Are A-Changin'” (1963) Some people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices and superstitions. — Edward R. Murrow (1908–65)
What would happen if everyone in China got up on a chair of the same height and then jumped down to the ground at the same moment?
'How shall a man judge what to do in such times?' 'As he ever has judged,' said Aragorn. 'Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves, and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house.'